Sharp as a Tack?
It is not nearly enough to be so sharp that ones bum can easily be pierced with very little force. NO! Now, you have to be sharp enough to fit between the freaking atoms of the butt cheek. More specifically “sharp as a single atom tip formed by chemically assisted spatially controlled field evaporation”.
Seriously, who gives a crap?
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2006/07/060711131527.htm
Why don’t people use their inhumanly large brain power to cure world hunger, eliminate poverty, house the homeless, and unite Earth’s peoples?
Even Neuticles was a more noble use of intelligence.
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