I received this via email today. The hearty belly laugh is just beginning to recede.
So you were a knave at his.
Could have well diverted. Again withthe breach yourselves. If ever thou best boundin thy.
Ring was mine I gave it his first.
But we must do good against evil. We may pick athousand salads ere.
I so hate spam, but luckily, I happened to actually glance a second time at this one. What a gem. This is way better than the $1.45/pill Viagra advertisements. I swear that crap is selling on the black market more than any drug ever. Cocaine, you just dropped down to number 2. After being the most used drug of the 20th century, you are side-swiped by a pill that makes old men able to satisfy dried up old ladies once again. Call a doctor if it lasts for more than 4 hours, though.
kb9udr
I know I have whined about this before, so stop reading now if you are sick of it.
The Internets was invented by the USA. Why does the rest of the world think that they can EVER have ANYTHING to say regarding the Internets’ development, who controls it, or whether there should be naughty pictures. In America, the Internets are free and open to all citizens. Australia, being a country that was ironically founded by English convicts, has adopted some restrictions as to what can and can’t be accessed by all those descendants of murders, rapists, and thieves. China blocks all things American. Fine. Like we give a rats ass. In North Korea, Kim Jong “Ill” has to get one of his brainwashed slaves fine countrymen to hop on the manual-crank electricity generator to turn on his computer. All power is routed to their 2 defense missiles… France can’t even get their workers to go an entire week of work…maybe they are to interested in surfing the webs.
Dear rest of the world,
If you can afford the Internets, you are welcome. Thanks for buying our crap. Thanks for selling your crap. Stop telling us how to run an infrastructure that we freaking CREATED!!!
Your friends,
America. Specifically the United States part.
kb9udr <– Not a Red-Neck, just sick of the whiners.
While not as funny as Necrophiliac Ducks, Gay Penguins is a serious issue on all Christian minds today. Basically, if it accepted that other animals are gay, then how can gayness be immoral? How can something that cannot be mentally of physically helped be against their God? If they think that God made us, and in his own IMAGE might I add, then how did the gayness get in there? Christians will tell you that the homos chose to be that way, or that they are sick. If it is SCIENTIFICALLY proven that animals other than humans have predisposed interests toward the genitals matching their own, Christians might have to actually concede that being ghey is part of Gods design or plan.
Either that, or they will just push science aside like usual…
God to his son after creating the dinosaurs: “Oops, those guys are naughty…I better destroy them and try again! Jesus, send down the meteor, and get ready for 6 more freaking days of work! This time lets try to make them more fleshy…and warm blooded…then maybe they’ll put on some damn clothes.”
kb9udr
I laughed out loud, in my little cage of a cubicle, upon reading THIS.
kb9udr <— Defecating in places you would never dream of.
If I had the time to make a ROFLcopter…I would.
This shit is funny. According to a couple sources I read, the signs were up for a few weeks before anyone noticed them, and suddenly they all noticed them at once. Ooookaaay…
This whole thing makes me think of “Team America: World Police“. Aside from the super hilarious marionette sex scene, and the usual “South Park” humor, this movie makes fun of our desperate burning need to find a terrorist in everything. Also, the only thing you ever hear an Arab say is, “Durka Durka Durka Mohammed Jihad.” That’s just good quality entertainment. Make sure you watch the UNRATED version, as it has more naughty parts in it.
kb9udr <— I like puppets, meatwads, and paranoid fools.
