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Three Turtles On One Log!
At the same time!
So my friend and I went camping/fishing this past weekend. When we arrived at the boat landing, early Friday afternoon, we meet these guys in a canoe that were coming back from a week of camping. We offer them a beer, out of respect for what they had just been through. These guys proceed to tell us about all the turtles they had seen, and most impressively, they saw three turtles ON THE SAME LOG! My whole world suddenly came down around me. Where were these people from that they had never, EVER, seen more than two turtles on the same log. Must be southern Wisconsin, where turtles exist not in herds/packs/flocks, but singly, and hide from the sun.
Throughout the weekend, my buddy and I proceed to spot not only 3 or 4, but 6 turtles on the same log. The largest group was actually a huge turtle orgy. One turtle was mating with another as 4 looked on, patiently waiting their “turn”. Additionally, there were 2 other turtles, nearby on another log, smoking cigarettes, post-coitus.
Everytime we came back to our camp it was an adventure. We would see 15 turtles laying eggs all over our camp. luckily they never got as far up the island as our tent…
Nature is amazing.
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A Fat Free Website!
I have a box of Red Hots candies at my desk. On the box is written: A FAT FREE FOOD. It is candy. Fat is generally not a component of candy making, unless you are making chocolate covered steak. I could be WAY off on this, but I really don’t care what you think, or know. I think that advertising the fact that little cinnamon flavored candies are fat free is stupid. Real stupid.
Soon, marketing geniuses are going to be telling us that bottled water is A FAT FREE FOOD. Duh! I couldn’t figure out on my own that water is made up of 2 hydrogen atoms and 1 oxygen atom to form a molecule of water. Of course water is never 100% pure, but is anyone dumb enough to actually dwell on the possibility that some sadistic water bottlers may be dumping in a bit of grease from their steak? Maybe a deer died right next to their spring, and then cooked in the sun, and the grease ran into the spring water. Who would do or think such things? Soda cans never have syringes in them…
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Can you hear this?
Click here for ear splitting decibles of sound.
If you could hear that then you are to young to be reading this horseshit website. Go play with your dolls or legos, or lego dolls…whatever.
Read this too. Now, I do not have a problem with this “technology”, but rather a problem with their product information. They say that this thingy is for driving off unwanted ANTI-SOCIAL TEENAGERS. Well, if they are so anti-social, what are they doing gathering in large groups in your store???
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Big Buckin’ Chicken
I know that there have been other comercials similiar to this one, but I could only find the original: Click here for one buckin cool video.
I just adore all the BK comercials lately. My favorite fast food restaurant also has some of my favorite comercials. I just laugh my butt off at the creepy looking Burger King guy, and now the chicken…
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