On second thought, let’s not go to Minnesota…’tis a silly place.
California may have the Governator, but Minnesota has a once pro wrestler for a governor. They also think that 10,000 lakes is a lot for some reason. Come over to Wisconsin…we have more lakes than Minnesota. We should change our state nickname to: “Screw Minnesota and their meager 10,000 lakes.” Well, at least the have a professional football team…oh wait, nevermind.
Make way for Minnesota’s next governor.
I may move to Minnesota, just enough days before the election, so I can legally vote for Jonathon…I mean…Lord Ares. I wonder which name they will put on the ballot. His legal name, Lord Ares, his wrestler name, or Jonathon “The Impaler” Sharkey? All are equally intriguing to one’s funny bone. He is a vampYre, a wrestler, a Veteran, and a politician. I guess they just needed to top Jesse “The Governor” Ventura. Who better than a satanic vampYre wrestler?
Thank goodness the border of that state is 5 hours away, and lined by a very wide river.
The only reason I have to ever go there is my good friend Vaeric, and some family…and the whorish coat rides.
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Sorry for the lapse in posts, or as I like to call it, “The Lapse In Posts”.
I have been sick for well nigh 3 days. I even stayed home from work one of the days. I hate staying home from work. One day off is equal to 3 days of catchup, or maybe it is ketchup…I just don’t know. I don’t want to sound arrogant, but the place I work for doesn’t seem to function without me. I am not the only one who has experienced this problem.
FYI: The Anti-Cold drugs that I have been on since Monday night are making my moustache tingle, and I don’t even have a moustache.
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I actually looked one of my myriad maladies up:
Click to find out what Jesus would do!
I can see exactly how the literal usage for the term came to be what I know it as. BUT(pun intended)! Freud was a messed up individual. How did we get to where we are today with his idealogies poking and prodding into all facets of our lives. I can’t believe he did not have us climbing back into the trees to, once again, start flinging our poop at each other.
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This is the “best” pixel unsticker that I could find.
Copy video to PSP, and play it…in repeat mode…for 6 hours.
Wonder if it works.
I will find out tonight. I have one stuck pixel, and it is really annoying whilst watching a movie, especially one with a lot of dark background, like Pitch Black, which is a super cool movie, and the funny little pixel in the upper right quadrant of the screen annoys my anal-retentive self to no end.
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Sorry, but I have no idea where that title came from. I am a screwed up human bean.
My friends are funny. Every one of them. None are funnier than others, they are all funny in different ways. Some pretend to be gay with each other to shock passersby. Some do Nazi salutes in public. Some don’t like it when you fart. Some don’t like movies where a lot of horses die. Some think that their dogs are less work than my kids. Some have too much faith, in one thing or another. Some like Cthulululuulu, or whatever his name is. Some are related to me, and sorta have to be my friend…sorta.
Here is a the latest in an unending mouthful of dung from a very good friend of mine.
After reading the above link, last night, I called my friend to inform him that we, him and I, are going to write a book. The book will only be allowed to be written whilst drunk. Additionally, the book will only be written on a Mac. A tiny Mac. It will be a story to end all stories. It will be a genre bending flare screeching through the sky!
What a mouthfull of crap…
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ROGER: Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can
`nee’ at will to old ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land,
nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies
are under considerable economic stress at this period in history.
ARTHUR: Did you say `shrubberies’?
ROGER: Yes, shrubberies are my trade — I am a shrubber. My name
is Roger the Shrubber. I arrange, design, and sell shrubberies.
I do so love that part in MPatHG. I feel much like Roger the Shrubber in my work duties. Tedious, dull, horrific…now I sound like the ever cynical and sardonic Simon Cowell…oh well…I would probably eat one of his sweaty black shirts for even half of his money.
Good news: I am off tomorrow. SUPERSTAR! Christ, do I need it.
Click here to eat Robin’s minstrels…and there was much rejoicing.
Song I most wish I was listening to right now: In A God A Davida, by: I. Ron Butterfly
…and I do mean the Simpsons version…from in the church…one of my favorite Simpsons parts ever
Favorite Simpons episode: Any episode with Willy the Groundskeeper in it, even if but for a fleeting moment. Oh yes, I cannot forget the episode where they made fun of the Masons, I think they called their “group” Stonecutters or something like that. Masons are funny…
Click here for Blundering Numbskullery.
FYI: I get my daily news from “The Daily Show”, and yes I do believe that it is REAL news, because fake news could not even come close to being this funny.
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A well dressed friend of mine used the word “owned” in the proper manner the other day. This person is not a geek in any way, shape, or form, nor does he wish to be associated with geek culture and it’s ecclesiasticality. It was so alarming that I had to read it over again a few times to make sure that it was in fact used as intended. It was. The only thing to make it even more esoteric, would have been to spell it pwned. This probably would have hurt my dear friend to the very core of his being. If I ever see him use the word spelled in the geek way, I will start to believe that my friend has ceased to exist as the “Mac User”, non-geek that he is, and evolved into something horrific, and nerdy.
Side note: I think I will start reading labels for chemicals which I use, in the future. I was painting my lizard vivarium with this wonderful “life destroying” paint called Killz. (Love the geek spelling!) I noticed that the paint did not smell like normal paint, but had a strange ammonia bouquet to it. After about an hour I had finished, and I was glad for that, becasue not only did I just want to get it done, but I had developed an immense lust for puking my guts out. It took another couple hours for the feeling of “impending death” to subside, but anytime I walked past the drying paint, the feeling started to wash over me once again. Next time, read the label, or just wear a mask as a precautionary matter, dumb-ass.
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Yeah, life is kinda like this. You are either right or you are dead. I just leanred today, that there is no other way. No middle ground. (Input Sarcasm) Unless you are me. I am right, wrong, and dead all at the same time.
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YE FLIPPING GODS!
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire…
Would that I had money and could afford a nice new shiney Mac. I would get one of these, in laptop format. I would call it Macintel. I would never dump beer on it, and I would cuddle it. Cuddle-Wuddle…wuddle.
It seems that more of my “friends” are deigning to comment on this site. Perhaps this is good, but perhaps it is bad. …for me. The Kimmy Gibbler thing was funny. All I have to say to DungAroma is “Tapanga”, and “LeAnn Rimes when she was 15″. Actually, Tapanga is/was pretty hot, but LeAnn Rimes was not “hot” when you thought so. She is now, however…
Now, on to more important things: Who sings the remake of Nice ‘n’ Sleazy, by The Stranglers? I need to know. I need this song. It is so cool…even the original is cool, in a 1980 sor tof way.
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I know Freddy is in love with Ann Coulter. See above image. You will notice the RIGHT leaning shooting posture. She is obviously aiming at a democrat, and an old crotchety one at that. Maybe it is simply the “blonde with a gun” attraction, and that is all Fred needs.
Abe, on the other hand, would wish that she was holding the gun backwards. Maybe he could attack her with fresh fruit, say a banana? How about a pointed stick? A banana is far more deadly…
Either way, I don’t care. I do enjoy ONE of her quotes: “People don’t get angry when lies are told about them; they get angry when the truth is told about them”. And she is not pretty. to me, she looks like Julie Hagerty, from Airplane, only with blonde hair. Too skinny, and too much hair. Probably too bitchy, too.
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